Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were completely innocent, but something happens and you look so guilty? Well I just had this happen to me the other day and to make matters worse my only defense was laughter, because I couldn't believe it!
My husband and I have had this thing lately where if I answer the phone and the person on the other line just hangs up, I will say " hey hon your girlfriend just called and vice versa he does the same thing about me and a boyfriend.
So the other day the phone rag and my husband answered it. Logan and I were coming out of the bedroom from getting books and I asked who called?
My husband: "Your boyfriend"
Me: "No really who called?"
Husband: "Your boyfriend!!"
Me: "Honey why can't you give me a straight answer, it's simple tell me who called?"
Husband: "I don't know some guy asked for you by your first name and when I said can I ask who's calling he hung up."
Me: *laughter* "Are you serious, maybe it was a telemarketer we have been getting those calls 4 times a day at least?"
Husband: But why would he ask for you by your first name and not by your last name, the not leaving a message I understand they don't"
Me: *laughter* "I am dialing *69"
Now I wasn't even sure if it would work, because so many numbers are blocked. My interest peeked, along with my husbands I am sure. I know he trusts me but even still this was a strange circumstance. I mean what if you had doubts in your marriage or past with some indiscretions or sticky situations, this could make you look so guilty and you didn't even do anything wrong.
So *69 worked and I called the number, yep it was a flippin telemarketer from the Purple Hearts that almost cost me my marriage. lol Just Kidding it didn't really!!!
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Telemarketers rank right up there with used car salesmen in my book...that would be my s#%t list book.
Darn, you found out I've been calling and asking for your hubby and hanging up! Guess I'll have to come up with something more unique now... lol... JUST KIDDING!
@ Trukindog, lol I hear ya, it can get darn right annoying for sure.
@ Lakelandmom, Oh my gosh that was you? Nooooo I had not thought of you until now!!! lol
*wink*
Ah well, at least your husband didn't discover that you were looking at an online dating service that is specifically for married people. Their tagline is "Life is short. Have an affair."
Yep, that was me, but I only went there because I'd heard about it and knew that I had good material for a blog post.
O my gosh Jen!! lol
You know I ran across a site like that not to long ago and I couldn't believe what I was reading.
I guess it just goes to show the internet has something for everyone. :)
We do the same thing with phone calls. Are we perverse or what?
lol Cube, to funny we do the same thing, that must be it you and yours and me and mine must be perverse. :)
people still use *69?
anyway, like the blog and thanks for stopping by mine
I know I know Blaine, that's why I wasn't sure it would even work. lol
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