I Want To Be A Bear!!!

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I was sent this quite some time ago, by friend who had gotten this e-mailed to her and I had to print it off. I was going through some things and found it in a box, so I thought I would share this (I don't believe in reincarnation, but I love this.)

GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear. everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!!!
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